December 2008
72 posts
Take me. Lift me up and end this right here, before I make everything worse.
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185 Ways to Piss Off Your Roommate
Here are my favorites.
3. Twitch a lot.
10. Move your roommate’s personal items around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
15. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
17....
I’d follow you anywhere.
Does failure follow in someone else's footsteps?
Someone answer that for me.
Here we go.
Every since I was little, I’ve been the problem child. I always used to be the one in kindergarten who would do stupid things: try to climb up walls, expose myself in front of the class, and make giant messes. I’ve always been the kid in the class who made everyone else feel better about themselves, because I was an easy target to pick on. I always started the fights during recess,...
“Be happy. It’s one way of being wise.”
– Sidonie Gabrielle
“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one...”
– Mignon McLaughlin
“Love doesn’t make the world go ‘round. Love is what makes the ride...”
– Franklin P. Jones
Listen
I give up.
Why is it that when I need something the most, I’ll never succeed in getting it?
Why did it have to be raining tonight?
Why did I have to get stuck in a traffic jam?
Why did I have to be late?
Is someone trying to tell me that I’m supposed to be giving up?
I’ve been trying SO hard lately to stay happy, and to stay positive, and to see the good in everything. Is it time...
Sometimes I wish words could be enough to tell you that everything will be alright. Sometimes bad things happen so that good things can come. Your face is to beautiful. Your smile is too bright. Don’t let anything change that. Please.
Love.
Love is so amazing. The feeling of love. The songs of love. The way her breath feels on my chest when she’s fast asleep. Everything. If I could sum up all of the ways to tell her that I love her, it would sound like nothing. It’s impossible for me to say how much she means to me.
She is love, and that’s as true as I can be.
“Never took piano lessons
But baby you’re a grand
And I will learn to...”
– Scissor Sisters